omg mama tina

(bey)
oh shit im sitting in the back of a police car hand cuffed i dont have my phone or nothing im cold as hell because im wearing shorts and a t-shirt they better give me some more clothes to put . we got to the jail house about 30 minutes later and they let me but on some other clothes and i sat in there with my head down 

(jay)
i went downstairs and bey wasnt down there i tried to call her phone but it was upstairs i dont know where she went she could have at least told me were she was going . jj woke up and asked where bey was and i said i didnt know and he said why did i lose mommy and i said i didnt lose mommy little man she left
jj-is she coming back
jay-of course
jj-when i wanna see mommy 

RING RING RING

jay-hello
-you have a collect call from *beyonce knowles* would you like to accept the charges?
jay-yes!
bey-omg jay i need you to come get me
jay-when did you go to jail
bey-this is no time to talk ill explain later just come get me please
jay-ok imma get jj ready and im on my way
bey-thanks baby i love you
jay-i love you too

(jay)
i got jj dressed then we headed to the jail i asked the lady could i make bail for beyonce and they said no because she had to go to court and she cant be release until she go to court tomorrow  asked if i could see her and they said yes and then they took me and jj to a room wear bey came in wearing handcuffs they took them off her and i hugged her 

bey-baby im ready to go home
jay-i know but you cant 
bey-what why
jay-they said i cant make bail for you until you go to court tomorrow
bey-what the fuck im pregnant jay im hungry my head hurts im cold im sleepy and your telling me i have to stay in this jail house until i go to court tomorrow oh hell no you better figure out something because im not staying in here all night
jay-ok let me call kanye he said he had some connections he might can help
bey-ok

jay step out to talk to kanye while jj talked to bey jay talked to kanye for about 20 minutes then he came back saying that bey could leave but she had to come back in the morning and go to court .bey went and but on her clothes she was wearing then they left bey and jay deiced to pick blue up early from school then they went home

THE NEXT DAY: COURT DAY
bey lawyer was there talking to her about things that could happened bey was calm she tried to look professional so she wore a suit and everything outside the court house there were camera men and people taking pictures and fans and everything bey just ignored it and the judge came in and sat down and the dude said all rise court is now in session
judge-ok so beyonce i have a statement from ms.keri hilson saying you beat her up outside of the school house are you crazy ? why would you do something like this outside of a school house all that fame and people calling you the queen must have got to your head but as long as you are in this court room none of that matter you are wrong for what you did 
bey-your honor i can explain 
judge-dont cut me off im going to let ms.hilson explain first

keri hilson walked to the stand to tell her story

keri-ok well i have been teaching her daughter blue for a few months and she is very bad she hit on the other kids and everything that day when miss beyonce came she asked if she could talk to me outside and i agreed then when we got out there she started cussing at me then she hit me and i didnt hit her back because i knew she was pregnant
judge-*to bey* wait your pregnant and your fighting you really got some nerve dont you ms. hilson please continue
keri-ok well i fell to the ground and she got on me and keep hitting me then she left and thats when i called the cops and here we are
judge-ok thank you now beyonce you can come tell your story

bey walked up to the stand and when she walked passed keri she smiled and winked at bey

bey-well ok she was my baby teacher but my daughter used to always tell me how this little girl always use to pick on her and my baby only hit her once and i beat her for that i asked my daughter why she didnt tell on the girl she said because ms.hilson told her to shut up and that nobody cared about her problem and if you all think im lying you can ask my daughter she is right there *points to blue*but anywho i went up to the school and got her classes changed and i asked her if we could talk and she side yea i asked her did she say that to my daughter  and she said yes then i asked why and she said because nobdy care about you or that little bitch you call daughter now your honor you would get mad too if someone called your daughter a bitch so i did hit her
judge-*to keri*why did you leave this part out of the story you know what i heard enough keri you needed to get hit beyonce im sorry but your free to go 
bey-thank you

bey and jay and the kids went home and bey ran herself a nice hot bath while jay cooked them some lunch bey was so mad that she tried to lie she just forgot about it and just relaxed after she got done she went to eat what jay cooked and after that jay and blue went out while bey and jj stayed home . they wear watching finding nemo and jj asked about the baby

jj-mommy were is the baby
bey-he or she is in mommies belly
jj-why
bey-so they can grow 
jj-i dont get it
bey-the baby is growing inside of mommy and after she gets done growing she is going to come out and see you
jj-when and how do you know its a girl
bey-i dont know if it's a girl yet but next month we will see 
jj-when can i see the baby
bey-in a few months
jj-can i hold her
bey-not yet she is not here yet and we dont know if its a girl
jj-i know
bey-you wanna feel him or her in my belly
jj-yes
bey-ok let me see you hand
jj-*gives her his hand*
bey-*puts his hand on her stomach*
jj-oh my i feel it 
bey-*giggles*did you just say oh my lol boy you are too much
jj-wow mommy i cant wait till it comes
bey-i thought you didnt want a new brother or sister
jj- i do now
bey-are you going to be nice to him or her 
jj-yes
bey-ok
blue-*running in the house*MOMMY MOMMY guess what 
bey-what 
blue-daddy bought me this *shows her a barbie doll*
bey-she is beautiful baby what is her name
blue-ummmm *thinks of a name* giselle
bey-thats my middle name
blue-i know but its her first name
bey-oh ok
jay-*kisses bey*hay baby did yall have fun today
bey-yea we relaxed and bonded and talked about the new baby
jay-*rubs her belly*how is lil man doing
bey-lil man? this is another girl boo
jay-nope its another boy
bey-whatever it better be a girl because girls run the world aint that right blue
blue-yes ma'am *highs 5's bey*
jay-what blue you going to take her side when i just bought you a doll
blue-its not a doll her name is giselle get it right dad
bey-yea get it right dad *winks at him*
jay-well excuse me 
jj-daddy you didnt buy me a toy
bey-its ok son ill buy you one when we go to the store
jj-you promise 
bey-yes i do
jj-*sticks his tongue out at blue*
blue-*slaps him*
bey-*hits her hand*dont hit you brother
blue-but he started it 
bey- i dont car he is younger then you ok 
blue-ok 
bey-now say sorry
blue-im sorry jj *hugs him*
jj-its ok

they spent some family time then they ate dinner and bey gave blue and jj a bath and put them to sleep then her and jay took a shower and bey put on one of his shirts and boxer and jay put on some boxer and they both layed in bed and talked

bey-its that time again 
jay-for what 
bey-baby names duh
jay-oh yeah im picking this time because you picked blue and jj name
bey-no we agreed on them 
jay-whatever i like Brooklyn Giselle carter
bey-to be honest i do to thats gone be her name 
jay-well no because its a boy and his name is going to be shawn corey cater
bey-i dont want a jr.
jay-but i do
bey-ugh fine whatever your heart desire because i know its a girl
jay-whatever

bey and jay fell asleep then the next morning bey woke up to a phone call from solange 

bey-*sleepy voice*hello
solo-*crying*bey its momma come quick
bey-what wait what is wrong with her
solo-she is having a heart attack 
bey-*gasp* call the ambulance and im on my way